Super NES or Sega?

[Ian_Kent]

hey. i love coke!! screw pepsi! and i think i have y'all beat. Atari all the way! there is nothing better then sitting there with that little joystick that doesn't want to work, and push that random button, and just see how each game gets so repetative after awhile, and everything starts to blur together, and then your up in the middle of the night, staring at your TV screen, wondering how Breakout turned into Pitfall, and Pitfall then evolved into Yar's Revenge!  lol. Game, set, and match!

[Cumfucius]

there is nothing better then sitting there with that little joystick that doesn't want to work

they have pills for that, man.

[Ian_Kent]

lol.

[SydTheKid]

That's awkward.
So, I played Kirby in Dreamland 3 all through one of my classes on my laptop.
Fun times.

[bazuukajoe]

same here. and pepsi totally tastes better. coke is for rednecks and midgets.

sega, bitches.

I lol'ed so hard at this...

Everyone wants to act like they were down with Nintendo from day one when everyone knows the Genesis was the cooler system back in the day, lol. Just because Sega didn't stick around in the console game doesn't change the facts.

[Pops Ghostly]

same here. and pepsi totally tastes better. coke is for rednecks and midgets.

sega, bitches.

I lol'ed so hard at this...

Everyone wants to act like they were down with Nintendo from day one when everyone knows the Genesis was the cooler system back in the day, lol. Just because Sega didn't stick around in the console game doesn't change the facts.

I lol'd at that too...but I also disagree!!

Coca-Cola Classic is the SHIT. (fuck COKE...and Diet Coke...fucking hobo piss) Pepsi is too carbonated, sugary + too gimmicky.  Sega, ya Genesis was a cool system...but it was like a Mako shark fucking with a Great White...ya dig? 

Sure it was all quick and has sharp teeth...but it didn't have the size, weight or jaws like Carcharodon carcharias.
It's no coincidence that Nintendo & SNES were Grey consoles. 

Sort of related...but also unrelated...here is my marketing brainwash theory. 

If you like Coke: You like Nintendo & Duracell Batteries
If you like Pepsi: You like Sega & Energizer Batteries

Thoughts? 

[Cumfucius]

Since I hate both Pepsi and Coke... Let's decide who wins this battle via Mario vs. Sonic.

Now... We all know Sonic beats Mario almost every day of the week. Because chili dogs are better than pizza almost every day of the week. Also because crazy shoes beat overalls literallly every day of the week. Overall (pun intended), I'd say that Mario only edges out Sonic in the fact that Mario's sidekick isn't quite as gay as Sonic's. BUT! That makes Tails gayer than Luigi every day of the week, which from an lolz viewpoint makes Sonic win yet again. Good job, Miles, you did something meaningful.

Sidenote, Robotnik for life, fuck Eggman.

What was I saying...? Oh yeah. Sega wins.

Don't come in here acting like Mario beats Sonic. Mario is a hack of a plumber who fights turtles and mushrooms and collects a few coins to save a girl he doesn't even know, nor is she relevant to our universe. But fucking Sonic on the other hand... He speeds through all kinds of places killing all kinds of shit like fucking robots, and bigger robots, and even bigger fucking robots! Sonic collects thousands of gold rings in the process, fuck Mario's pocket change. AND Sonic is saving our world from destruction or dictatorship or something, from a guy who's not only rounder and redder than Mario, but who has a greater mustache than Mario. So, If Sonic can annihilate what is essentially a Super Saiyan Mario, then Nintendo loses. Hey, that was actually an awesome point I accidentally just bruoght up. Boom!

Random sidepoint... Genesis is the reason there is an SNES... So... Pepsi wins! Or, Sega. Yeah. Pepsi, too, cuz they have Mountain Dew, but I think bringing that up is cheating. Now... I'm late for class.

[SydTheKid]

Why does SNES have anything to do with Mt. Dew?

[Cumfucius]

It has nothing to do with Mountain Dew; SNES is coke.

[SydTheKid]

But I like Mt. Dew.

[Cumfucius]

then you're a Sega girl!

[SydTheKid]

To be completely honest, I dig both.
But awkwardly enough, I do PLAY Sega more.

[Cumfucius]

i knew it. cummy no tell liez.

[xocishungry]

Since I hate both Pepsi and Coke... Let's decide who wins this battle via Mario vs. Sonic.

Now... We all know Sonic beats Mario almost every day of the week. Because chili dogs are better than pizza almost every day of the week. Also because crazy shoes beat overalls literallly every day of the week. Overall (pun intended), I'd say that Mario only edges out Sonic in the fact that Mario's sidekick isn't quite as gay as Sonic's. BUT! That makes Tails gayer than Luigi every day of the week, which from an lolz viewpoint makes Sonic win yet again. Good job, Miles, you did something meaningful.

Sidenote, Robotnik for life, fuck Eggman.

What was I saying...? Oh yeah. Sega wins.

Don't come in here acting like Mario beats Sonic. Mario is a hack of a plumber who fights turtles and mushrooms and collects a few coins to save a girl he doesn't even know, nor is she relevant to our universe. But fucking Sonic on the other hand... He speeds through all kinds of places killing all kinds of shit like fucking robots, and bigger robots, and even bigger fucking robots! Sonic collects thousands of gold rings in the process, fuck Mario's pocket change. AND Sonic is saving our world from destruction or dictatorship or something, from a guy who's not only rounder and redder than Mario, but who has a greater mustache than Mario. So, If Sonic can annihilate what is essentially a Super Saiyan Mario, then Nintendo loses. Hey, that was actually an awesome point I accidentally just bruoght up. Boom!

Random sidepoint... Genesis is the reason there is an SNES... So... Pepsi wins! Or, Sega. Yeah. Pepsi, too, cuz they have Mountain Dew, but I think bringing that up is cheating. Now... I'm late for class.

Your posts enlighten, amuse and buffuddle me.


All at the same time

I had both SNES and Genesis. Liked em both. Hated the Sega 32x and Sega CD.

[bazuukajoe]

Hated the Sega 32x and Sega CD.

Am I the only one who liked Sega CD? Lol. Come on, guys! Kamen Rider Zo, Spider-Man Vs. Kingpin, Prize Fighter, Sewer Shark... Fucking Sega CD was tits.